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First Look: Qiui Little Devil

First Look: Qiui Little Devil

TL;DR

Yeesh, it’s been a long time, been a pretty crazy past few years (and not just due to COVID), I haven’t really had the time to work on projects for this site, but this came my way so I figured why not throw together a quick post about it (and now I’m actually posting it a bit over a year later… *shrug*).

As a general rule I don’t like “connected” toys, there’s too many potential issues with them for my liking (for more coverage in this area I STRONGLY recommend looking at the “Internet of Dongs” project https://internetofdon.gs/), but then I’m a professional paranoiac so I suppose that shouldn’t be a huge surprise. I was somewhat intrigued when I heard about the “Little Devil” shock collar from Qiui but frankly wasn’t willing to drop the ~$AUD300 + shipping to see it for myself, happened to find one selling one eBay for $200 shipped and decided to pull the trigger.

The Collar

The collar appears to be pretty well built, and is comfortable to wear, though the horns and bat wings make it perhaps a little less discrete than it could be.

Shocks delivered by the collar are quite mild by my standards (having experience with various “real” shock collars, I’ll probably do a quick comparison post showing the difference between the Little Devil and a “real” shock collar) more irritating than painful, the positioning of the contacts means it basically causes the muscles on either side of your trachea contract causing “twitching” rather than eliciting any sort of pain response.

The lock supplied with it is a joke, it’s the kind of “lock” you’ll find on a kid’s diary but that was not unexpected. The hole in the rivet is probably large enough to get a very small travel lock through it, but I’d consider the locking aspect to be more psychological than physical.

There are three operational modes for the collar;

“Grounding” Mode

Basically motion detection, if the wearer moves out of the position they were in when the mode was activated (with a configurable threshold) they are shocked, the shock intensity increases the further out of position they get, and the shocks do not stop until they either return to their original position* or Grounding mode is exited in the app.

This is probably the best realised functionality in the device, barring the caveat below.

* Because the device uses an accelerometer to detect motion it is possible to slowly move out of position without triggering shocks, and when the wearer moves out of position an accumulated error may result in the “home” position shifting.

“Free” Mode

Allows the user of the app to trigger shocks at will, the intensity is adjustable, and there appears to be some kind of “pattern” functionality but it’s unclear how this is configured beyond the four “standard” options listed; “Soft”, “Pleasure”, “Tremor” and “Firm”.

“Crawl” Mode

In theory allows you to force the wearer to stay within a certain distance of the floor. Based on the various videos and such I saw about the device prior to release I gather their original intention was to use the accelerometer for this function, but that evidently didn’t work out as the device ships with an IR sensor which plugs into the USB port which is used for ranging.

Unfortunately the ranging is not terribly reliable (at least not on the floor surfaces I tested on), which makes this functionality less useful than it could otherwise be, which is unfortunate because for my purposes this would have been one of the main attractions of the device.

The ranging sensor is also pretty poorly made, it has the ability to adjust the angle of the sensor to account for different body positions but it doesn’t really “stay put” when you adjust it, except at the extremes of motion.

Another drawback is the inability to control how much the intensity increases based on distance changes, the difference between being at the “correct” level and say 10cm higher is barely perceptible.

The App

The first impression is that the app is EXTREMELY clunky, there’s a lot of stuff which either wasn’t translated at all or didn’t get translated properly. Many of the buttons and functions are represented by iconography which does not (to me at least) make it clear what they actually do.

The biggest issue I have with the App is that it is REQUIRED to have a network connection in order to operate the device, all the data is stored (unnecessarily) “in the cloud” i.e. if you run the app without a network connection it doesn’t even show you the toys which are configured (all of that data could and frankly SHOULD be stored locally on the device. Allowing remote control “via the cloud” is still achievable in that scenario).

In addition the app requests location permissions (I’ve discovered that this is not necessarily the app’s fault, it seems there was some change in later versions of Android that requires location be on to pair with BT devices for… reasons… something about ephemeral BLE identifiers which frankly sounds utterly stupid to me.), fortunately it only seems to do that on the first connection to a device but it is most definitely unnecessary for the operation of the device.

Also the app does not allow you to sign up with an email address, you HAVE to use a phone number, which again is entirely unnecessary and potentially more damaging in the event of a data leak.

It seems the app was primarily designed to be a “social network” type thing and the device functionality was just kinda duct taped to the side. In addition some of my more diverse audience will find the roles and genders available for selection extremely limiting.

The Good

  • Well constructed.
  • Comfortable to wear.
  • Interesting concepts for functionality.

The Bad

  • App MUST have an internet connect in order to operate the device.
  • App requires signup with phone number.
  • Not particularly punchy.
  • Proximity sensor for “crawl” mode is not well implemented (this could probably be improved with a firmware update if the device supports that).

Conclusion

I had pretty low expectations from the outset, unfortunately actually getting my hands on the device did nothing to improve my outlook on it.

The app is pretty much a dealbreaker for me, aside from being generally clunky, it’s designed and intended to be some kind of social network thing and DOES NOT operate without an active network connection.

All in all a novel concept but I’d love to see a better implementation of it (and I’d strongly recommend against spending $AUD300 buying one). At some point I might have to break out my Ubertooth One and see if I can’t come up with a better solution for using these devices (though based on cursory examination of the network traffic that may be challenging).

First Look: “K-3000” from spankermachine.com

First Look: “K-3000” from spankermachine.com

I randomly ran across this in a photo on FetLife some time a couple of weeks ago and impulse purchased one, they’re available from https://spankermachine.com.

This post will cover a first impression and some basic testing that I’ve done so far.

The box (replete with the signs of passing through DHL’s and Startrack’s grubby paws), and what’s inside.

Out of the box there are some disappointments, the mounting hardware is definitely NOT stainless steel as claimed on their website. The upright is clearly a die-cast zinc alloy (much of the gravity of the package comes from this part), the arm is zinc plated steel, and the bracket is cast aluminium. Nothing actually *wrong* with those material choices, but I object to them claiming otherwise. The deathdapter it came with was wrong, it had a US plug on it not an Australian plug, not really a big deal because I’ll probably just replace the whole power supply in any case. The power adapter itself is a little chintzy, feels flimsy on the outside, the internals look OK-ish but I’ve not done a megger test on it yet. The main body of the machine is all plastic.

The design is rock simple, basically you have a torsion spring wound in the top section which the “actuator” is attached to, in the bottom there is a gearmotor which drives a dog which engages with the actuator end of the spring to draw it back, the “power” control, basically adjusts a slot which causes the actuator end of the spring to slip down over the tip of the dog releasing the spring tension and driving the actuator forwards.

It seems that the “new” version (website indicates that the “new version is 30% more powerful”), may be of a different design to the one featured in the  SPKM-MAK-3 video on their website (presumably the “original”). From what I can tell from the video it looks like the original actively drove the actuator, because after each stroke it seems to “hunt” for it’s zero (this is visible by the slow motion forward movement after each stroke prior to drawing back for the next), I may be wrong though as I’ve not taken video of the unit I have so I can’t tell for sure that it’s not just an artifact in the video.

The upshots of the rock simple design are; it’s unlikely to have a mechanical failure (unless you break the spring, though there might also be some risk of “wearing out” the power control), and that makes it an awesome candidate for modifications. More on that later.

Given its size it’s pretty punchy, not quite what I was hoping for (I was really looking for something that could deliver on “six of the best” with a cane), but with the right choice of implement and orientation it does the job pretty effectively.

Paddles and such seem work best with the actuator arm operating in a horizontal plane (machine upright or upside down), canes and similar seem to work best with the arm operating vertically, (i.e. such that the cane is coming downwards). To my surprise the most “punchy” implements I tried with it were a ~4mm plastic coated fibreglass garden stake type thing which I think was bought from Daiso, a stock standard 30cm wooden ruler (the hole in the end of the wooden ruler for hanging it adds significant extra effect) and a riding crop. In a nutshell, if you want a severe session, plan to go long rather than hard.

The mounting is not as solid as I’d like, but given the objectives of the device manufacturer that’s not terribly surprising. This will also be something I will be looking at improving (and adding some features around) in the future (pile of parts en route from Banggood currently).

The good

  • Decently punchy for its size (even if it’s not quite as punchy as I’d like).
  • Amusing packaging, they’ve really gone to town on making it look like something other than what it is, right down to the nameplate on the bottom of the main unit.
  • Excellent hackability.
  • Simple design should hopefully lend good longevity.
  • At first blush the “actuator” appears to be some kind of glass reinforced nylon so will hopefully hold up well.
  • The octagonal mounting system is a novel way to get angle adjustment.

The bad

  • Mounting hardware is not as claimed, and is a bit sloppy in general which will be causing some loss of energy from the “business end”.
  • It’s quite noisy, but with any sort of impact toy some level of noise is unavoidable so I suppose that’s not a big deal.
  • Potential wear point on the “power control”. Remains to be seen how much of an issue that will be.
  • The timer is a cute idea but IMO not terribly useful (also quite noisy), if it weren’t clockwork so it only operated when the power was on it would be more useful, my first mod will likely be adding a bypass switch.
  • The price is a bit iffy, I can understand why it is where it is (because tools for plastic injection molding are REALLY expensive), but for what you get it feels a bit high.

Conclusion

Does the job pretty well, though you need to be a bit careful with your choice of implement. A little on the expensive side. I’d provisionally recommend it so long as you’re not looking for heavy hitting. I may buy a second unit in future so I can use them “in stereo”, though then I’ll have to start buying duplicates of all my implements…

A New(?) Beginning

A New(?) Beginning

Though I have an existing website for my “normal” projects there is a great deal of stuff I could be writing about that’s not appropriate for the intended audience of that site, and thus Dark Designs AB was born.

This is the forum for my “less mainstream” projects generally kink related, the odd review/first impression and maybe it will eventually morph into a storefront for my custom furniture/devices (if ever I get my workshop back in order…)